Jokes

Guess wat i hear tis from a fren and mii frens went laughin for a few jokes... th first goes like tis... :)

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny. ''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.'' The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.''
Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

Second:

After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man : Why? Want to have sex again?
Thai Girl : No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before.

Third:

One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and asked " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No, I am Banta Singh".
Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am >relaxing." The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is > > looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

Last:

Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass: Anyone got a cock?
All men rose.
Priest : I meant anyone seen a cock?
All women rose.
Priest : I mean anyone seen my cock?
All nuns rose.

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some jokes are indeed funni... :)

fReAko cUtiE a$h.... :)